A Boy Called Sailboat (2018)

J.K. Simmons: Ernest

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• Ernest : Alright, you ready?

  Sailboat : Mm.

  Ernest : Well, I got these three beautiful new babies right here! Startin' with the American dream, the Chavelle! Screamin' out for the road and a lifetime of erotic dreams! Girl on girl! But if that's not your cup of tea, then turn your loins to a truck made of meat, the '72 Chevy pickup. All the muscle in back for a girl, guy, guy, and if you's in between, and I most highly recommend you is, you might not even need a sponge cushion. But! If your desires are of a more serious kind, and I can see that they just might be, this last baby is a Chinese joss house on wheels! The Chevy G20 Sport van. Girl, guy, girl, guy, girl, and I could go on all day and night and I do believe that you could, too, given half a chance... So, what'd you think?

  Sailboat : I think that's your best one... I like the part about the truck made of meat.

  Ernest : Yeah, I've been workin' on that all week. Tryin' to really capture the essence of the beast... Glad you like it.