The Middle (TV Series)
Valentine's Day III (2012)
John Gammon: Darrin
Quotes
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Axl Heck : Dudes, it's, like, a totally lame assignment. I mean, we're only juniors. What kind of big, life-changing event could we have even had?
Sean Donahue : I know, it sucks. I'm probably just going to write about the time I got trapped under the ice at Patoka Lake. That counts, right?
Axl Heck : What?
Darrin : Yeah, I can't decide between the time I helped deliver my baby sister at the carpet store or the time I was pronounced dead for two minutes when I was six. What do you guys like better?