The Middle (TV Series)

Valentine's Day III (2012)

Neil Flynn: Mike Heck

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• Axl Heck : Oh, this is all your fault! You know why I haven't had a life-changing event? 'Cause nothing in my life has happened. Nothing. I mean, we're not rich enough to travel, we're not poor enough to live out of our car, Mom's not on the Internet stripping for money, and Dad doesn't get drunk and beat anyone.

  Mike Heck : Not yet.

• Frankie Heck : You got nothin'.

  Axl Heck : I know! And Darrin died for two minutes when he was six.

  Sue Heck : What? He did?

  Frankie Heck : His mother never told me this.

  Brick Heck : What happened?

  Mike Heck : When was this?

  Axl Heck : You guys suck.