Jessica Drake: Narrator, Mistress Miller (segment "Rumpelstiltskin"), Goldilocks (segment "Goldilocks"), Whore (segment "Humpty Dumpty")

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• [first lines] 

  Narrator : Well hello there, welcome. You're just in time. I was about to tell a story, one I'm sure you'll enjoy. And if you like *this* one, I may spoil you with more. Come gather around and enjoy my tantalizing tales. These stories are centuries old and have been passed down from generation to generation. They may seem familiar, but they are not quite as you'll remember them from your childhood. They have been brought back to their original form - a darker, more depraved form. No longer the sweet watered-down bedtime stories you may have been told. These are tales of sex and sin, passion and perversion, and of desire and debauchery. The following is a collection of such tales. Like the Brothers Grimm these are tales from a dark world, a world where evil lives and danger lurks in every shadow. These are tales not for the young or for the faint of heart. So take caution, for these are the filthy fairy tales your mother never told you.

• [last lines] 

  Narrator : And so ends another chapter of "The Craving". I hope you've enjoyed my tantalizing tales, but please, take heed to the words within these pages and remember, "Not everything is as told, especially in the dark fairy tales of old".