Prince Avalanche (2013)
Paul Rudd: Alvin
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Quotes
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Alvin : True love is just like a ghost - people talk about it but very few have actually seen it.
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Alvin : There's a difference between being lonely and being alone.
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Alvin : I was running, and then I reached the cliff, and all I know is I wanted to either fly or kill myself.
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Truck Driver : You know what? You shouldn't smoke.
Alvin : Yeah, I know, it's bad for ya.
Truck Driver : No, I mean *you* shouldn't smoke. You look stupid.
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[last lines]
Alvin : If there was a woman in that truck - I'm not saying that there is - but if there was, would you be good to her?
Truck Driver : HUH?
Alvin : Would you be good to her? Would you make sure that everything is okay?
Truck Driver : You better believe it.
[drives away]
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[first lines]
Alvin : [about cassette tape] Hey! What are you doing?
Lance : I was falling asleep. I thought it would be a good idea to change the station situation.
Alvin : It wasn't. I was listening to that.
Lance : I know, but it's boring for the rest of us. I was falling asleep doing the work.
Alvin : So what?
Lance : So, I wanna play this tape. I wanna play this play to get motivated and pumped up, ya know?
Alvin : I know, I know you want to play that tape. Look, you know what, Lance, I'm not here to start a fight. That's not what I want to do. But I need to listen to my language tapes in order to become proficient and informed to the best of my abilities.
Lance : What about the equal time agreement?
Alvin : That doesn't apply to studies in education. The equal time boom box agreement doesn't apply in this case. That's for recreation.
Lance : Oh, come on!
Alvin : Hey, don't push my buttons, alright? You are not the boss here. I'm the boss. I hired you. And we have a lot of work to do. We could sit here arguing about language and music and blah, blah. But we've got a lot of work to do. A lot of lines to paint, and it's a very long road. I suggest you start the machine and keep it going.
Lance : Alvin.
Alvin : Yeah?
Lance : You have your tool belt on backwards.
[restarts the loud motor]
Alvin : Let's just enjoy the silence.
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Alvin : Gonna hit it in with your hand?
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Alvin : Boy, somehow in your mind, you truly do perceive yourself as a gentleman, don't you?