The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Date Night Variable (2012)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : Have I ever told you you're like a sexy praying mantis?

  Sheldon Cooper : Every time you drink alcohol.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You know what's wonderful about the praying mantis, they devour their mate.

  Sheldon Cooper : Your point being?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : [Undoes the top button of her blouse]  Dessert is served.

  Sheldon Cooper : I just had cobbler.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : [Buttons back up]  You know what? I'm done with this.

  Sheldon Cooper : Where are you going?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm leaving.

  Sheldon Cooper : You can't leave. I need you.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You do?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes. You're my ride.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, you either say something meaningful and from the heart, or you and I are done.

  Sheldon Cooper : Alright, please. Amy, when I look in your eyes and you're looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal. Because I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is, I don't know what I feel, except I know what kind of man I want to be.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, that was beautiful.

  Sheldon Cooper : I should hope so. That's from the first Spider-Man movie.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I'll take it.

• Raj Koothrappali : Isn't this romantic?

  Sheldon Cooper : I hope that's a rhetorical question, because I have no clue.

• Stuart : So, Howard's really in space, huh?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Mm hmm, International Space Station. 250 miles that way.

  Raj Koothrappali : Right now, Howard's staring down at our planet like a tiny Jewish Greek god. Zeusowitz.

  Sheldon Cooper : I must admit I can't help but feel a tinge of envy. He can look out the window and see the majesty of the universe unfolding before his eyes. His dim, uncomprehending eyes. Like a cat in an airport carrying case.

• Sheldon Cooper : Whatever it is, we know his life will never be the same.

  [Cut to International Space Station] 

  Mrs. Wolowitz : [shouting through the phone]  Howard! Can you hear me?

  Howard Wolowitz : I can hear you without the phone!

• Sheldon Cooper : The only sea creature I would even consider being eaten by is the Kraken, because the last words I would hear are, "Release the Kraken".

• Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, are you sure you want to be bringing Raj on your date night with Amy?

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, absolutely. I have a contractual obligation to provide Amy with conversation and casual physical contact, but nowhere is it specified that I can't outsource that to an Indian.