The Office (TV Series)
Special Project (2012)
Ed Helms: Andy Bernard
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Quotes
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Andy Bernard : Dwight, I have exciting news for you.
Dwight Schrute : What?
Andy Bernard : I think you're going to like it.
Dwight Schrute : You can't tantalize me.
Andy Bernard : Oooh, maybe I can. I got an email... from corporate... that told me that...
Dwight Schrute : Okay.
[looks at watch and leaves]
Andy Bernard : That... you got a promotion!
[Dwight turns back]
Andy Bernard : Right? I mean that's not the kind of thing you wanna read quietly at your desk.
Dwight Schrute : If you make me head of sales one more time, I swear.
Andy Bernard : No, this is legit. You will be assembling a team to go to Tallahassee for three weeks to develop and launch a chain of Sabre stores.
Dwight Schrute : Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, hi-yes! Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
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Ryan Howard : You have two young dynamic people in this office who know trends, who know youth. That's myself and Kelly Kapoor. You need one of us there.
Andy Bernard : Or both?
Ryan Howard : Not both. Just one... me. Or if not me, Kelly.