On this telecast, genial Joe the Bartender reports to the unnoticeable Mr. Dunnahy about the frivolities of neighborhood regulars: Tinhorn Schwartz has reported that Duddy Duddelson is in the hospital after falling down an open manhole; Crazy Guggenheim has a new girlfriend, and boy, is she ugly. Jackie makes several Ray Bloch drinking jokes followed by dozens of elderly female Ray Bloch Fan Club members marching across the stage. The tender Poor Soul babysits a neighbor's infant with the predictable disastrous results. Stan Ross appears in drag as Marilyn, a girl abandoned years before at the Gleason theater.