My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Read It and Weep (2012)

Cathy Weseluck: Spike, Nurse Sweetheart

Quotes 

• Rainbow Dash : [Rainbow walks back into the hospital, grunting in pain unrealistically]  Owww... Oh, the pain... the pain!

  Doctor : Rainbow Dash! What are you doing here, a, anything wrong?

  Rainbow Dash : Well, uh, my wing! It's still hurtin', Doc. Oh, ouch! Right there.

  Doctor : I was touching your good wing.

  Rainbow Dash : Uh, right. Well, I think that one's hurting now too.

  Doctor : [chuckles]  I think I know what the trouble is. A severe case of lazy-itis.

  Rainbow Dash : B-But, you got me all wrong, Doc! I'm not being lazy!

  Doctor : You're fine, Rainbow Dash. Give it some time and you'll be right back in the swing of things.

  Nurse Sweetheart : Good day, Rainbow Dash.

  Nurse Coldheart : Take care!

  Rainbow Dash : What am I gonna do? I'll never get to sleep without knowing what happens to Daring Do!... Which may not be such a bad thing...

• Daring Do : [Rainbow Dash is back to reading her book, where Daring Do is tied up in a trap with spiders crawling on her]  Feels like the harder I struggle,

  [grunts] 

  Daring Do : the tighter the ropes get!

  Spider : Help! Burglar, burglar!

  Patient : [the patient in the bed the book was under has same voice as the spider; Rainbow bangs her head on the underside of the bed in her surprise]  Someone's trying to steal my slippers!

  Rainbow Dash : I'm not trying to steal your slippers, I'm trying to steal this book!

  Nurse Sweetheart : Stop, thief!

• Twilight Sparkle : Like I said, I have every book in the series, and you can borrow them all, any time you like!

  Rainbow Dash : Oh, thanks Twilight. I'm sorry I made such a big deal about all of this. I thought reading was just for smart ponies like you.

  Twilight Sparkle : Rainbow Dash, just because you're athletic doesn't mean you aren't smart!

  Spike : Yeah, just look at me!

  [kisses his arm as if he's strong, then walks away dejected] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Reading is something everypony can enjoy, if they just give it a try.

  Rainbow Dash : Yeah, I get it. I shouldn't knock something until I've tried it.

  Twilight Sparkle : That's a great lesson, and it would make a great letter to the Princess.

  Rainbow Dash : [to Spike]  Didja get all that?

  Spike : [cleaning with a broom and dustpan]  Yeah?

  Rainbow Dash : Great! You write the letter, I've gotta finish this book!

  [bites]