My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Read It and Weep (2012)

Peter New: Dr. Stable

Quotes 

• Rainbow Dash : [stuck in the hospital after breaking her wing]  Huh, how long do I need to lie here? I've got things I need to do!

  Doctor : Well, that all depends on your recovery, but I'd say a few days minimum.

  Rainbow Dash : You guys have gotta get me out of here, I'm gonna climb the walls!

  Pinkie Pie : Ooh, just like a spider!

  [to the doctor] 

  Pinkie Pie : Did the crash somehow give her super-duper spider powers?

  Doctor : Nnnno, nor did it give her amazing healing powers. She needs to stay in bed for a few days.

  Rainbow Dash : Few days? Might as well be a few months, or few years!

• Doctor : [echoing, while Rainbow reads her book]  Rainbow Dash?

  Doctor : [muffled]  Rainbow Dash?

  [normal] 

  Doctor : Rainbow Da-ash!

  Rainbow Dash : H- oh, good evening...

  Doctor : [calmly]  Morning.

  Rainbow Dash : [looks outside]  -morning. Doc.

  Doctor : Have you been up all night?

  Rainbow Dash : Of course not.

  [blows out the fireflies that were in her lantern] 

  Doctor : Well, I'll be quick. Congratulations, Rainbow Dash, we're checking you out of the hospital.

  Rainbow Dash : What? Later today?

  [biting hoof] 

  Doctor : No. Right now!

  Rainbow Dash : Right now? "Right now" right now?

  Doctor : "Right now" right now.

  Rainbow Dash : But I don't feel better!

  Doctor : [the nurses remove her hospital gown and wing gauze, put her in a wheelchair, and unknowingly leave her book behind on the bed]  Now take it easy, Rainbow Dash. Remember to stay off that wing for a week.

  Rainbow Dash : [kicked out of the hospital on a wheelchair]  How will I ever find out what happens to Daring Do?

  [now out of the wheelchair] 

  Rainbow Dash : Is Ahuizotl going to get away with the statuette? What's gonna happen to Daring? Ah-ha! Twilight has a copy of the book! Uh, but I can't ask her after I called her an egghead and all... Ugh, this is making me sick all over again!

• Rainbow Dash : [Rainbow walks back into the hospital, grunting in pain unrealistically]  Owww... Oh, the pain... the pain!

  Doctor : Rainbow Dash! What are you doing here, a, anything wrong?

  Rainbow Dash : Well, uh, my wing! It's still hurtin', Doc. Oh, ouch! Right there.

  Doctor : I was touching your good wing.

  Rainbow Dash : Uh, right. Well, I think that one's hurting now too.

  Doctor : [chuckles]  I think I know what the trouble is. A severe case of lazy-itis.

  Rainbow Dash : B-But, you got me all wrong, Doc! I'm not being lazy!

  Doctor : You're fine, Rainbow Dash. Give it some time and you'll be right back in the swing of things.

  Nurse Sweetheart : Good day, Rainbow Dash.

  Nurse Coldheart : Take care!

  Rainbow Dash : What am I gonna do? I'll never get to sleep without knowing what happens to Daring Do!... Which may not be such a bad thing...

• Doctor : [after chasing Rainbow Dash around town with a barking dog sound]  Rainbow Dash, what in the world is going on? Why are you stealing slippers?

  Crazy patient : [a blue pony with a screw for a cutie mark continues barking] 

  Security guard : [to Screw Loose]  Hey, get back to the hospital!

  Applejack : What's all the ruckus?

  Pinkie Pie : Oh, I'd say it's more of a fracas than a ruckus.