My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Read It and Weep (2012)

Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy

Quotes 

• Twilight Sparkle : Wow, I knew the book was good, but I didn't know it could drive a pony to petty theft!

  Rainbow Dash : Good? Try awesomely amazing! That book is undeniably, unquestionably, un-put-down-able! But then I had to put it down; I was sent home before I could finish it.

  Twilight Sparkle : Well, I'm glad that's all this is about.

  Applejack : There's no reason to go around causin' a ruckus...

  Pinkie Pie : Fracas!

  Applejack : ...causin' a *fracas* just because you like to read.

• Rainbow Dash : [stuck in the hospital after breaking her wing]  Huh, how long do I need to lie here? I've got things I need to do!

  Doctor : Well, that all depends on your recovery, but I'd say a few days minimum.

  Rainbow Dash : You guys have gotta get me out of here, I'm gonna climb the walls!

  Pinkie Pie : Ooh, just like a spider!

  [to the doctor] 

  Pinkie Pie : Did the crash somehow give her super-duper spider powers?

  Doctor : Nnnno, nor did it give her amazing healing powers. She needs to stay in bed for a few days.

  Rainbow Dash : Few days? Might as well be a few months, or few years!

• Ahuizotl : [Pinkie Pie distracts Rainbow Dash while she is reading the Daring Do story]  Helloooo, Rainbow Dash!

• Doctor : [after chasing Rainbow Dash around town with a barking dog sound]  Rainbow Dash, what in the world is going on? Why are you stealing slippers?

  Crazy patient : [a blue pony with a screw for a cutie mark continues barking] 

  Security guard : [to Screw Loose]  Hey, get back to the hospital!

  Applejack : What's all the ruckus?

  Pinkie Pie : Oh, I'd say it's more of a fracas than a ruckus.