Affable Joe the Bartender tells the off screen Mr. Dunnahy (the audience) that the guy still didn't come to fix the pipes, then about bar regular Fatso Fogerty, who was so tipsy when he left the saloon last evening, he fell into a garbage bin and was unable to get out. Fatso said he yelled 'Fire!' because if he had hollered 'Garbage!' no one would have come. In a nostalgic segment of the sketch, Joe relates to Dunnahy about growing up in Brooklyn, his childhood dog, not getting along with his father, and finally running away to Chicago, where he stayed for 11 years before returning. Joe finishes with a rendition of 'Back in Your Own Back Yard.' In another skit, Art Carney is stuck in a suit of armor, so his wife calls the unskilled Rudy the Repairman to extract him. Lastly, Jackie has more humorous moments with his cue card staff.