A Good Funeral (2009)

Tina Holmes: Maude

Quotes 

• Maude : I sewed this on myself on the way down here.

  Helen : Oh, was the road that bumpy?

• Junior : I'm such a terrible person. I spent the night with Marty.

  Maude : Honey, that doesn't make you a terrible person. That makes you a slut.

• Maude : Battle... it is a battle. And we are fighting it. Fighting it uphill.

• Maude : We ended up giving the fish to the patrolmen. It's a shame to waste good trout.