Gangsters, Guns & Zombies (2012) Poster

Frank Rizzo: Pat

Quotes 

  • Pat : What... Were... The... Scores?

  • Tony : Whoa, whoa, easy Grandma easy. Didn't mean to scare you.

    Grandma : Oh really, 'fuckface'? Do I look scared to you?

    Tony : Calm down. It's not the 1st time I've had a gun pointed at me.

    Grandma : Oh, maybe so, but it could be the last time anyone shoots your balls off! Ha ha, now that's better. Now you 'Bald Ass'!

    [points gun at Muscles] 

    Grandma : and you 'Fat Ass'

    [points gun at Pat] 

    Grandma : and you 'Black Ass'

    [points gun at Q] 

    Grandma : get back in your shit mobile and piss off! Go rob a post office or something!

    Pat : We'd love to but we ran out of fuel and we barely made it here.

    Grandma : Then go rob a freaking petrol station or something!

    Q : I understand how this looks. We're not here to rob anyone. We just saw the car and...

    Grandma : Thought you'd get a closer look eh?. I'm not getting any younger, you know. I just might shoot the lot of you anyways!

    Q : Whoa, easy, easy, all right? You're not gonna shoot anyone.

    Grandma : Oh, really?

    Q : Yeah, because if you do, you'll attract every member of the undead within a 10-mile radius and I know you don't want to do that. Look, you even took the wind-chimes from your front door.

    Muscles : We understand that we startled you out here all alone.

    Cassie : [out of nowhere she appears pointing a gun at Q's head]  What makes you think she's all alone?

  • Grandma : Going somewhere good are we?

    Tony : Put the fucking gun down!

    Grandma : No, after you.

    Tony : Ladies 1st!

    Q : Ton, what's going on?

    Tony : We're leaving!

    Grandma : Not with all our food you're not!

    Tony : Don't fucking argue with me! We are heading for the coast. I got the car keys in me pocket.

    Q : Ton, this is wrong mate.

    Tony : Oh shut up you soppy little cunt! What do you know about right and fucking wrong? Was it 'right' for any of 'this' to happen? Was it ' right' for us to rob a bank? Was it 'right' to steal a van? No! Yes it is a piece of shit fucking van with me mate's blood all over it!

    Q : Why don't you lower the gun?

    Tony : Shut up! Was it 'right' for fucking Danny to be buried in the mud? No! Was it 'right' for Crazy Steve to be eaten by those fucking things?

    Cassie : Tony, look...

    Tony : Shut the fuck up you cunt!

    [Pat & Muscles enter the room] 

    Tony : Pat, we leaving mate, Muscles, I got the car keys in me pocket mate!

    Pat : What?

    Muscles : Tony, no mate...

    Grandma : You're not going anywhere!

    Tony : Shut up you old cow or I'll shoot you then I'll shoot your fucking granddaughter!

    Grandma : You pathetic little man!

    Tony : Oh yeah?

    [starts to shoot gun but it only clicks] 

    Cassie : You evil fuck!

    Grandma : You thought I would leave a loaded gun in the house with someone like you around?

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