Two Night Stand (2014)
Jessica Szohr: Faiza
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Quotes
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Megan : This is a serious pattern, I am regressing. Last year I was in college and I was Chris's fiancee and I drank wine in restaurants. And now I am at home all day in my underwear, and I'm nobody's nothing and I can't even get into a bar. What is happening to me? I am going backwards! I am Benjamin Button-ing!
Faiza : He moved on, so what, so can you. I say take a cab home, get on that dating site, pick a cute guy. No drinks, no dinner, just a hook-up.
Megan : You can't order it. It's not Edible Arrangements!
Faiza : Uh, yeah, you can. You have tits and the internet.
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Faiza : Cedric's friend is having this birthday thing at this bar.
Megan : So then you're not cooking dinner?
Megan : No...
[Faiza presses her two fingers against Megan's forehead]
Megan : Yeah.
Faiza : Do you wanna come?
Megan : Well that kind of depends on the cake situation.
Faiza : Well, the birthday boy is single. And he's not the brightest but he's pretty, so he's perfect for a one-night stand.
Megan : I don't know. Do you think I'm ready?
Faiza : Who cares? I'm ready for you to be ready. I mean seriously, how long has it been? Aren't you horny?