X-Men '97 (TV Series)
To Me, My X-Men (2024)
Gui Agustini: Roberto Da Costa
Quotes
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Roberto Da Costa : [seeing Cyclops] Meu Deus. Good guy or bad guy?
Cyclops : Name's Cyclops. Definitely the good guy.
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Beast : [Roberto awakens in Beast's lab to the sounds of Mozart and the sight of Beast tinkering with Bishop's temporal transceiver] Salutations and welcome. I'm...
Roberto Da Costa : Blue. Very blue. Wow.
Beast : An astute observation, my boy. Hank McCoy here, or if you prefer my friendly nom de guerre, Beast. That there at the foot of your bed is...
Jubilee : Name's Jubilee, and, dude, I get it. One day, life's fresh, and the next day, you're waking up to a blue monkey singing Mozart as he tinkers with doohickeys.
Beast : Simian analogies, Jubilee? Shame on you. And this doohickey is an elegant piece of art capable of teleporting someone through time and space.
Jubilee : Bishop's bling. He's a time traveler.
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Magneto : [Jubilee is running Roberto through a simulation of Magneto in the Danger Room] Hear me! Humanity's days are over! We are nature's favored children. A new age begins as we build a bright mutant future upon...
Roberto Da Costa : Video games are for nerds!
Jubilee : Oh, it's no game, buddy. It's the Danger Room. It's where we train. That's Magneto, the Professor's ex-bestie. They had, uh, different takes on human-mutant co-existence. So, what can you do? Fly? Teleport? Shoot gold balls from your body? That'd be weird.
Roberto Da Costa : But, like, he's not even real.
Magneto : You would turn your back on your own?
[the simulation Magneto hurls an I-beam at Roberto, who narrowly dodges it]
Jubilee : Better show me those powers, tough guy.
Roberto Da Costa : Seriously, girl, get a life!
[Wolverine tackles Roberto to the ground from behind, then extends two of his right-hand claws on either side of Roberto's head]
Wolverine : Show the lady some respect.
Roberto Da Costa : Oh, so scary, Jubilee. Can we stop now?
Wolverine : Computer, end program.
[the simulation ends. Roberto is shocked to learn Wolverine is real. Wolverine then extends his left-hand claws in front of Roberto's face, to the youth's horror]
Wolverine : Scary enough for you, bub?
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Roberto Da Costa : Be an X-Man, Jubilee? I don't even want to be myself.