How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Symphony of Illumination (2011)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : I am pregnant.

  Barney Stinson : Are you sure you are not just getting fat?

  [Gets punched in the face by Robin] 

• Barney Stinson : So you're pregnant? Huh! Looks like nobody told your boobs.

  [Gets punched in the face by Robin again] 

• Barney Stinson : Here's twenty for picking up a girl with only one word and here's another twenty for that word being boner.

• Barney Stinson : I can't believe I haven't seen you around.

  Insane Duane : Well after Sheila and I had that... quickie, my life's been playdates, preschool, and poop. I haven't set foot in a bar in years.

  Barney Stinson : You stopped drinking?

  Insane Duane : Oh, I still drink.