- Dave Attell: Can you hear a boner crashing somewhere?
- [Whitney laughs]
- Dave Attell: Wow... Whitney 'Bring 'em down' Cummings.
- Dave Attell: [commenting on a scene from 'Bad Girls'] What dungeon has a doorbell? That's what I want to know.
- Whitney Cummings: [laughs] I know, usually isn't it just a giant dragon?
- Dave Attell: 'Ding-dong, welcome to Hell'.
- Dave Attell: [talking about Ron Jeremy] Do you think tourists come by and take pictures on top of his dick, like a cannon? Like a Civil War cannon?