30 Rock (TV Series)

Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 1 (2012)

Mary Steenburgen: Diana Jessup

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• Diana Jessup : This isn't some idiotic civil war in some country without oil. This is my favorite daughter! And she is a beautiful white American. So why the fudge isn't everyone fudging freaking the fudge out?

• Jack Donaghy : I want you to apologize to this woman, right now. I am a very powerful man. I can see to it that Transylvania never sees another episode of "Friends."

  Cjokula : No! Monica and Chandler just slept together in London. I'm, I'm sorry.

  Jack Donaghy : OK. Now admit the U.N. is useless!

  Cjokula : It is. Half the building is a laser tag arena.

  Diana Jessup : Admit it's annoying when Bono comes around!

  Cjokula : It's the worst. Every time he says he's not hungry when we collect money for pizza, and then he eats, like, three slices.

  Jack Donaghy : You disgust me. Come on, let's go. And, Cjokula, at Monica and Chandler's wedding, Rachel's the one who is pregnant!

  [Cjokula hisses] 

• Diana Jessup : He said it'll be another hour. The assistant attaché has a few minutes around 14:30.

  Jack Donaghy : 14:30? You do know that this office is in America, right? Do you see a 14 on my watch?

  Receptionist : [strange accent]  Yes, it's the date. Happy Valentine's Day.

  Jack Donaghy : That's cute. And what insolvent country do you come from?

  Receptionist : New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.