NCIS (TV Series)
Engaged (Part II) (2011)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I know - shocking. But beneath this incredibly masculine body armor, there is a vulnerable do-gooder.
Navy Lieutenant Commander Melanie Burke : Vulnerable to -?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Heh. Yeah, telling you would be like Superman telling Lex Luthor about his vulnerability to Kryptonite. It's not gonna happen.
Navy Lieutenant Commander Melanie Burke : So what is it, Clark Kent? What are you so afraid of?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I used to thrive on all night stake outs, sub-zero surveillance. Maybe this is a sign something's missing from my life.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Like what - frostbite?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Very Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo doesn't get scared. I've jumped out of airplanes. Dead dropped onto aircraft carriers, and I've killed people, sweetheart - lots of them. I've gotten the plague. Kissed a transvestite. Been tortured by the best the Middle East has to offer.
Navy Lieutenant Commander Melanie Burke : And still you're shaking.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Okay, it's time to face my fears. How bad can it be? Bring it on chaplain.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ah McGee, I love the smell of coeds in the morning.