- Stewart Stevenson: Where are you taking me?
- Female Follower: To the great conception.
- Stewart Stevenson: Conception? Doesn't that mean something with sex?
- Female Follower: Yes.
- Stewart Stevenson: All right!
- Butt-head: What a dumbass. Huh-huh. He thinks he's gonna score.
- Beavis: Heh-heh. Really, what a dumbass.
- Stewart Stevenson: Yay, sex!
- Butt-head: [commenting on Jersey Shore in fake Italian accent] I have watched season 2 and 3 of Jersey Shore. I know this is not true.
- Beavis: [fake Italian accent] You are easy like whore!
- Butt-head: You were not my first choice but you were definitely the sluttiest! I date you first then Snooki then JWOW.
- Butt-Head: Uh. Okay, this is going to hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me. Now hold still, dumbass.
- [Butt head uses a power drill and the screw deeper through his other hand, making things worse]
- Beavis: Ahhhhh! Ah! Ah! Cut it out BUNGHOLE!
- Stewart Stevenson: OH MY GOD!
- Butt-Head: Uh, I think this screw driver is broken or something.
- Stewart Stevenson: Oh my God, Butthead you've got to get Beavis to the hospital!
- Butt-Head: Don't worry, Beavis, it's not the first time you've screwed your hand.
- Beavis: Oh yeah, OW!