Dumb and Dumber To (2014)

Grant James: Mr. Stainer

Quotes 

• Harry Dunne : Mr. Stainer, Mrs. Stainer so nice to see you.

  Mr. Stainer : Harry, Lloyd. To what do we the owe the honor at this late hour, gentlemen?

  Lloyd Christmas : We were just wondering if Pee Stain wanted to come out for some suds and maybe having his ass handed to him in a couple of games of Dig Dug.

  Mr. Stainer : Lloyd. Peter is dead.

  Lloyd Christmas : Yeah right. Since when?

  Mr. Stainer : Since 1991. Remember?

  Lloyd Christmas : The motorcycle accident? But I thought he pulled through. The obituary said he was survived by his parents.

  Mr. Stainer : No, he did not pull through.

  Lloyd Christmas : Are you sure?

  Mr. Stainer : Yes.

  [Shows the duo a poster of their late son] 

  Lloyd Christmas : You guys are right. Anyway sorry about that whole thing. Pee Stain and I were close friends.

  Mr. Stainer : Yeah, we know. You were the one who sold him the motorcycle.

  Lloyd Christmas : And if I recall I made him a sweet deal. My bike for his helmet straight up. That thing was a rocket. A little squirrelly on the corners, and when you got on it straight away...

  Mr. Stainer : Good night, Lloyd. Good night, Harry.