The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Book Job (2011)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson
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Quotes
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Homer Simpson : The king of fantasy novels in our fantasy novel writing team?
Bart Simpson : Okay, Gaiman, you're in. Your job is to get us lunch, and lose the British accent.
Neil Gaiman : Cheeseburgers! French fries! I'm all over that, pal!
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Homer Simpson : It's not illegal to sleep in a Tyrannosaurus head.
Security Guard : Sir, you're inside an allosaurus.
Homer Simpson : I demand to speak to my paleontologist!
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Bart Simpson : The point of dinosaurs is that an asteroid is going to wipe us out no matter what we do, so we should just party hard and wreck the place.
Homer Simpson : Yeah, why should the asteroid have all the fun?
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Homer Simpson : So, are we square for Kansas City?
Bart Simpson : Square as Golden Books, pops.
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Lisa Simpson : You're group writing a fantasy novel? But the only reason to do that is for...
[gasp]
Lisa Simpson : Profit!
Homer Simpson : So what if people write for money? I don't see your boyfriend William Shakespeare missing many meals.
Lisa Simpson : I'll show you! I'll write my own novel all by myself.
Homer Simpson : You're gonna be all the guys? How does that work out?
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Bart Simpson : Whatever the job is, I'm not interested.
Homer Simpson : A million bucks has changed stupider minds than yours.
Bart Simpson : I like the beat. Play me the tune.
Homer Simpson : We're taking down kids who read.
Bart Simpson : Chapter-book crowd? That's a juicy peach, but what's the cream?
Homer Simpson : I'm putting together a tween-lit gang-write?
Bart Simpson : Tween-lit gang-write?
Homer Simpson : Tween-lit gang-write, but this Babar needs a Zephir.
Bart Simpson : A Zephir?
Homer Simpson : You're the Zephir.
Bart Simpson : This better not turn out like Kansas City.
Homer Simpson : It won't be like Kansas City.
Bart Simpson : [typed into the video game's high score list] I'm in.
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Bart Simpson : It's good. Weekly Reader selections good.
Homer Simpson : I just hope we put in enough steampunk, whatever that is.