Community (TV Series)

Studies in Modern Movement (2011)

Carlos Moreno Jr.: Waiter

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• Jeff Winger : A siesta salad and an iced tea.

  Waiter : Excelente. And for you?

  Dean Pelton : [clears throat]  Ahem.

  Jeff Winger : The gentleman...

  Dean Pelton : Oh...

  Jeff Winger : will have a top notch-os and a watermelon Margarita.

  Dean Pelton : Thank you, Jeffrey. So, any brothers or sisters?

  Jeff Winger : And we'll take the check too.

  Dean Pelton : Oh! What's the rush?

  Jeff Winger : We're eating lunch, and then I'm leaving.

  Dean Pelton : Okay. I just hope that I don't bump into your study group on Monday. And I pray they don't ask me who I saw at the mall on Saturday. Because, unlike a certain someone, I just don't think I could lie to those sweet people.

  Jeff Winger : Dean, this is blackmail.

  Dean Pelton : Ah! Call me Craig. And call blackmail "a day at the mall with Craig." Because that's all I require, Jeffrey. You and I are going to have some fun. And create a few memories. And I suggest you get into it. Because that counts.

  [mariachis enter] 

  Mariachi Leader : A song for the señor, señor?

  Jeff Winger : [exhales]  Adiós amores.

  [mariachis begin] 

  Dean Pelton : Oh, what a surprise.