Community (TV Series)

Studies in Modern Movement (2011)

Jim Rash: Dean Pelton

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• Jeff Winger : Dean Pelton.

  Dean Pelton : Jeff, it's Saturday. Call me Craig. Off campus, I'm just a craigular Joe. Ooh, what'd you get? Ah, now I feel like I have to head back out there.

  Jeff Winger : Dean... uh, Craig, it's nice to see you but I actually have to run.

  Dean Pelton : Oh, yeah, you're probably heading to help Annie move. Right? Oh, I follow Troy and Abed on Twitter. Looks like Annie's moving and you're... sick at the hospital? Curious. I might head there myself. I could tell them you said hi.

  Jeff Winger : I'd rather you didn't.

  Dean Pelton : Well, maybe I won't have time. Especially if we're doing... lunch?

  [long, slow draw on straw] 

• Dean Pelton : What do you want to do next? I paid for a full hour, so...

  Jeff Winger : I email my therapist from my Greendale account. The same account where I received an email from physique25 telling me about today's sale. Is that why you're at the mall? You read student emails?

  Dean Pelton : Oh, oh, now the patriot act says I can do it, Jeffrey... technically. Need I remind you the nation is at war... Ow!

  Jeff Winger : I'll kill you.

  Dean Pelton : No, Jeffrey, no! Jeffrey, Jeffrey come on! Just remember, we were making memories!

  [Sailing playing] 

  Dean Pelton : No, Jeffrey, no! Aah! No, Jeffrey! No, no, it's too violent! You're scaring me! Don't let the terrorists win!

• Abed Nadir : Also, Troy scraped me when we were fork-jousting last week and I don't think it's healing right.

  Annie Edison : Oh.

  Britta Perry : Ew!

  Annie Edison : Abed, that's infected.

  Troy Barnes : Infected. That's the word I was looking for.

  Jeff Winger : Hi, guys.

  Annie Edison : I thought you were sick.

  Jeff Winger : I was... n't. I kind of made it up to get out of helping.

  Britta Perry : Oh, that's okay.

  Jeff Winger : It is?

  Britta Perry : Yeah, it is. Oh! Hey, Jeff, did you know that when it snows my eyes become large?

  Abed Nadir , Britta Perry , Troy Barnes , Shirley Bennett : [singing]  and the light that you shine can be seen...

  Jeff Winger : He tweeted it?

  Abed Nadir , Britta Perry , Troy Barnes , Shirley Bennett : Baby...

  Jeff Winger : [wails]  He tweeted it!

  Abed Nadir , Britta Perry , Troy Barnes , Shirley Bennett : I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray

  Dean Pelton : [singing]  and now that your rose is in bloom / a light hits the gloom on the gray

• Jeff Winger : A siesta salad and an iced tea.

  Waiter : Excelente. And for you?

  Dean Pelton : [clears throat]  Ahem.

  Jeff Winger : The gentleman...

  Dean Pelton : Oh...

  Jeff Winger : will have a top notch-os and a watermelon Margarita.

  Dean Pelton : Thank you, Jeffrey. So, any brothers or sisters?

  Jeff Winger : And we'll take the check too.

  Dean Pelton : Oh! What's the rush?

  Jeff Winger : We're eating lunch, and then I'm leaving.

  Dean Pelton : Okay. I just hope that I don't bump into your study group on Monday. And I pray they don't ask me who I saw at the mall on Saturday. Because, unlike a certain someone, I just don't think I could lie to those sweet people.

  Jeff Winger : Dean, this is blackmail.

  Dean Pelton : Ah! Call me Craig. And call blackmail "a day at the mall with Craig." Because that's all I require, Jeffrey. You and I are going to have some fun. And create a few memories. And I suggest you get into it. Because that counts.

  [mariachis enter] 

  Mariachi Leader : A song for the señor, señor?

  Jeff Winger : [exhales]  Adiós amores.

  [mariachis begin] 

  Dean Pelton : Oh, what a surprise.

• Dean Pelton : Whoa! I just stand here? Oh, come on, Jeffrey. Get in here!

  [chuckling] 

  Dean Pelton : This is gonna be fun! Or else. So we just punch in the numbers?

  karaoke operator : That's right.

  Dean Pelton : Okay, you know this one, Jeff. We've sang it a thousand times together in my mind.

  [Kiss From a Rose playing] 

  Dean Pelton : Huh, huh? Oh come on, Jeffrey. Make or break time. Unless you want to be back here next Saturday.

  Jeff Winger : [singing]  There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea...

  Dean Pelton : [singing]  you became the light on this dark side of me...

  Dean Pelton , Jeff Winger : did you know the light that you shine can be seen?