Community (TV Series)
Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism (2011)
Nick Kroll: Juergen
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Quotes
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Juergen : We came to play. Get away from our table.
Shirley Bennett : We're using it, strudel-brain.
Jeff Winger : Nice.
Juergen : Then play us for it.
Shirley Bennett : Fine. Monday morning... only let's make it interesting. The losers never get to use this table again.
Juergen : Oh, you are so on that things have now become very much like Donkey Kong.
Juergen : We're gonna kick das butt.
Shirley Bennett : Nice.
Jeff Winger : Thank you.
Juergen : Enough teutonic punnery. Monday morning you get this...
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Juergen : Oh, look... how cute. You do like foosball, you just have to practice with your mama.
Jeff Winger : What are you guys doing here on a Saturday night? Shouldn't you be making weird art movies or well-engineered cars?
Lukas : You take that back!
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Karl : [german accent] Tell you what, we'll stop playing, if you can score a point on us.
Jeff Winger : Tempting, but then wouldn't I be playing foosball? And, if so, how would I not be a loud, weird knob?
Juergen : [german accent] Free shot. I'm not even touching the foosenschaften.
Jeff Winger : Sorry, luftballons. I'm above it.
[Jeff turns to exit, spins back and attempts a shot which fails]
Karl , Lukas : [men cheering] Boo-yah!
Juergen : I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure I feel at viewing misfortune.
[schadenfreude]
Lukas : 'Tis the face of a broken man.
Britta Perry : Jeff. Smile.
[electrical popping from Totorola which catches fire]
Britta Perry : Uh, uh...
Shirley Bennett : Ooh!
Britta Perry : They, uh... they come in a six-pack.
