The Middle (TV Series)
Bad Choices (2011)
Charlie McDermott: Axl Heck
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Quotes
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Sean Donahue : I got to bounce in a minute. Spanish test Tuesday. I got to study.
Axl Heck : Crap! There's a test Tuesday? How are we supposed to know? She writes everything on the board in Spanish.
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Axl Heck : Schmula. It's our sacred day of remembrance.
Senora Porter : You're Jewish?
Axl Heck : I don't think it's legal for you to ask me that.
Senora Porter : Okay. Then why does being Jewish preclude you from taking the test?
Axl Heck : If I get what "preclude" means, Schmula is our day of silence in honor of the harvest.
Senora Porter : In that case, Senor Heck, I'd be willing to come in on Saturday, and you can make up the test then.
Axl Heck : Thank you for accommodating me, but, unfortunately, I have to go to a funeral.
Senora Porter : I'm sorry to hear that. Who died?
Axl Heck : My aunt. Her name's Betty Robinson. She was 97. She went off a bridge. It's right there in the paper. You can look it up.
Senora Porter : [checks paper] Oh my gosh, Axl, I'm so sorry.
Axl Heck : She shouldn't have been texting. Her last one was "Record Matlock". She'll never see that episode a fourth time.
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Axl Heck : That's democracy in action, Jackson!