Grimm (TV Series)
Of Mouse and Man (2012)
David Giuntoli: Nick Burkhardt
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Quotes
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Juliette Silverton : [after finding a raccoon in their garbage] Don't arrest him, he's just hungry.
Nick Burkhardt : Yeah, well, he's a rodent, and he should be eating what rodents eat.
Juliette Silverton : He's not a rodent. We're all mammals here.
Nick Burkhardt : Well, I'm not eating what he's eating.
Juliette Silverton : Sure you are. You just got to it first.
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Monroe : You start messing with the status quo, there are some people who might not be exactly sanguine about that. And what I am doing with you is definitely messing with the status quo.
Nick Burkhardt : I'm not going to ask for any more of your help.
Monroe : Screw that. I'm not running. You ask me for all the help you need. I've never been much of a status quo kind of guy. And next time, we'll be ready for them.
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Hank Griffin : Love's a funny thing.
Nick Burkhardt : You must be laughing all the time.
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Nick Burkhardt : You ever seen one of these?
[Shows Monroe a drawing]
Monroe : A Mauzhertz. Pretty favorable likeness actually, given the subject.
Nick Burkhardt : Well, I think I saw one and he could be involved in a murder.
Monroe : There's a reason you people never wrote about them. They never do anything worth writing about. This whole cartoon thing they got going, such a racket.
Nick Burkhardt : So they're harmless?
Monroe : Yeah. I mean you say "Boo" and they scurry off to their safety zones. They're very predictable that way.
Nick Burkhardt : What about a Lausenschlange?
Monroe : Lausenschlange? You saw a snake dude and lived to tell about it? Let me tell you, what you don't want to do is leave a Lausenschlange alone with a Mauzhertz. That is a recipe for dessert.
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Hank Griffin : I hate places like this.
Nick Burkhardt : Why? It's just stuff.
Hank Griffin : Nah, it's people's lives falling apart. What's left when the good times are over. The stuff of dreams.
Nick Burkhardt : Thanks. Now I'm creeped out.
