Z-Lister (2012)

Sid White: Chris Baker

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• Chris Baker : What are you doing mate? She's giving you the 'ole come on!

  Jon Malkovich : I know, but she's got a kid. A kid means an ex and an ex means trouble.

  Chris Baker : Fuck it, forget him! Just got for it! I can't believe you. One signed tit and a potential date with a milf all in the same day you jammy bastard!

• Chris Baker : I punched a boy in the face.

• Chris Baker : I punched someone in the face.

• Jon Malkovich : Dunno if I can be anymore embarrassed. Sorry...

  Chris Baker : Oh no, you could. See that fella over there? He could come over to you and ask you to sign his cock!

• Star Trek Fan : Excuse me, is this your son?

  Chris Baker : Well no, it's me obviously!