Work It (TV Series)

Surprise Package (2013)

Kirstin Eggers: Kristin

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Quotes 

• [Lee walks into a surprise party] 

  Lee Standish : I don't remember making the happy mistake of telling anyone when my birthday was.

  Kristin : Really, you don't remember? We were at lunch and I asked you what your sign was, and you said you didn't know, and I said, "You're the weirdest girl ever!" And you said, "I could show you something that would make you think I'm even weirder," and then I laughed, confused but charmed, and asked you when your birthday was - and you told me!

  Lee Standish : Oh gosh, and I'm so glad I did. Cuz look what it led to: landfill full of birthday crap.

• [to a waiter in a strip club] 

  Grace Hudson : If I wanted a fully-dressed waiter I'd have gone to bloody chop house. Now lose the pants!

  Kristin : Come on, Grace, you don't want to get kicked out again.

  Lee Standish : Grace, you were thrown out of here last time?

  Kristin : Yes, this place makes her a little... handsy.

  Grace Hudson : I don't like a tease, alright? Don't take me to a pet store and then tell me not to rub my face on the puppies!