How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Stinson Missile Crisis (2011)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

• Lily Aldrin : I can't believe you're still running plays on dumb blondes! I thought you were serious about Nora.

  Barney Stinson : No, I've been good, I swear! I just forgot about my BDS's.

  Robin Scherbatsky : BDS's?

  Barney Stinson : Bimbo Delivery Systems. You see, over the years I've launched a variety of systems that are always working to get me laid. Like my pop-up ads

  [Cut to video] 

  Barney Stinson : Oh hi. I'm doctor Barney Stinson. Are your really large breasts making everyday tasks difficult?

  Infomercial Actress : [Tries to water plant, knocks it over]  Oh! There's just gotta be a better way!

  Barney Stinson : There is! I, Dr. Barney Stinson - for a limited time only - can give you a free breast reduction consultation. Call me! If your knockers are just too damn big, I can handle them - it!

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Back to the gang]  Women actually fell for that?

  Barney Stinson : Yeah, that business really took off. It played in all kinds of markets

  [See various ads] 

  Jeff Probst : [On the show Survivor]  Okay survivors, today's reward challenge is brought to you by Dr. Barney Stinson's Free Breast Reduction Consultations.

• Robin Scherbatsky : [about an urn-like object]  What's that thing?

  Barney Stinson : For some it was the ashes of my parents. For others it was the trophy from Wimbledon and believe it or not, for one busty dullard, it was both. Game, enormous set and match!

• Barney Stinson : [about his fake breast reduction business]  That scam was so successful it spawned a related enterprise.

  Barney Stinson : [Cut to a video of Barney dressed as a Lawyer]  If you've been fooled by a well-endowed man claiming to be a doctor offering free breast reduction consultations, come see me! I'm Arnie Linson, attorney at law, and join my class action suit.

  [website appears at the bottom of the video LinsonBreastLawsuit.com] 

  Barney Stinson : If your giant breasts have been wronged, I can handle them - it.