- Roger Sterling: They make wine for Jews, and now they're making one they want to sell to normal people. You know what I mean - people like me.
- Michael Ginsberg: You know, I work for the agency, and uh, I don't know I wanna keep a secret from Don. You know Don: tall guy, short temper?
- Bertram Cooper: [Discussing a prospective new client] This requires your finesse and frankly, your semitic wife.
- Roger Sterling: Bert, how do you not know I'm getting divorced?
- Bertram Cooper: Not Mona, Jane.
- Roger Sterling: Jane and I are getting divorced!
- Bertram Cooper: [Looks at his watch] Already?
- Roger Sterling: [Roger is explaining a pitch for Manischewitz wine to Ginsberg, and filling him in on the Jewish clients, with a snarky slur] I think they're open to anything, and it has to be cheap... surprise... but impactful.