New Girl (TV Series)

Jess & Julia (2012)

Jake Johnson: Nick Miller

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Quotes 

• Schmidt : Well, let me ask you this: have you been wearing my underpants?

  Nick : Sometimes, yeah. Who cares?

  [Schmidt makes a gagging face] 

  Nick : [to Schmidt and Winston]  You guys don't wear each other's underpants? You're lying. We all wear each other's underwear.

• Nick : I'm not good at being a boyfriend. I'm good at being that guy you find yourself spending more and more time with until you meet your husband.

• Jess : Alright, so, so far, Nick Miller's list of fears is sharks, tap water, real relationships.

  Nick : And blueberries.

• Nick : I'm having sex all the time. I'm like a mailman...

  [awkwardly] 

  Nick : except, instead of mail, it's hot sex I deliver.