- Alison DiLaurentis: [reading the note pinned to the back of the voodoo doll's head] "It's my turn to torture you..."
- Mona Vanderwaal: [approaching the group in school cafeteria] Hi, you guys!
- Alison DiLaurentis: If you ignore it, it will go away.
- [Mona moves on to another table]
- Alison DiLaurentis: [after Spencer burns ballot results] I thought you'd look at them first. You'd be surprised to know who your friends aren't.
- Alison DiLaurentis: [noticed Emily had little interest in dancing partner, instead was more interested in Jenna] Were you wishing you could taste her cherry ChapStick?
- Emily Fields: What?
- Alison DiLaurentis: Don't worry, Em. Your secret's safe with me.
- Alison DiLaurentis: [to the guys in the sports car] What a shame. All that testosterone, and not a sheep in sight.
- Noel Kahn: Careful, Alison. I get your jokes, but someday you might meet a guy who doesn't.
- Alison DiLaurentis: You can't be too careful, Emily. I mean, Juno was a cute movie, but I wouldn't wanna live it.
- Alison DiLaurentis: Look at you four. You're scared to death.
- [laughs]
- Alison DiLaurentis: I totally got you.
- [as they stare at her incredulously:]
- Alison DiLaurentis: It was a hoax. The zombie was Noel.
- [Emily drops the plank she'd been clutching]
- Alison DiLaurentis: Happy Halloween.
- [licks tomato sauce from knife blade]
- Alison DiLaurentis: Ketchup. Want some, Hanna?
- [smirks]
- Alison DiLaurentis: Come on, you guys.
- [gets up]
- Alison DiLaurentis: It was funny.
- Spencer Hastings: We're not laughing.
- Alison DiLaurentis: Well, you should be. You guys passed the test.
- Aria Montgomery: What test?
- Alison DiLaurentis: [smiles] The way you guys came charging in here, I know I can count on you now. If I really need you, you'll be there for me.
- [starts leaving]
- Alison DiLaurentis: Let's go. We're missing a party.
- Alison DiLaurentis: [as the five girls walk along, three days before Halloween] What do you think, Em? Should Hanna be cute Britney or bald Britney?
- Emily Fields: If she wants to be cute Britney...
- Alison DiLaurentis: [bored by such a reasonable approach] Aria?
- Aria Montgomery: She's not gonna shave her head.
- [chuckles]
- Alison DiLaurentis: [awaiting election results, Spencer nervously checks her watch] Will you stop stressing? I took care of it.
- Hanna Marin: [puzzled] Took care of what?
- Alison DiLaurentis: [hasty cover-up] I helped her with her acceptance speech.
- Emily Fields: [as Spencer takes big gulp] Easy on the coffee, Spence. Your hand's already shaking.
- Aria Montgomery: Are you kidding? Spencer bleeds caffeine.