Family Guy (TV Series)

Thanksgiving (2011)

Christine Lakin: Joyce Kinney

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Joyce Kinney : And we're back with our coverage of the Quahog Thanksgiving Day Parade.

  Tom Tucker : Happy Turkey Day, Quahog. This is Tom Tucker and Joyce Kinney live at the parade. We've got some on-and-off drizzle here today and we're a little wet, as you can see, because apparently there are no awnings that exist anywhere. There's your top news story right there: mysterious awning shortage ravages the northeast. But miraculously has not affected Channels Two or Six!

  [camera pans over to both Channels Two and Six, both with awnings, the camera pans back to Tom and Joyce] 

  Tom Tucker : No, no, keep the camera over there. I want everyone to see it.

  [camera goes back to Two and Six] 

  Tom Tucker : This is why we're third!