Family Guy (TV Series)

Tea Peter (2012)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

Quotes 

• Joe Swanson : Boy, they're really against socialism.

  Peter Griffin : That's right. The Tea Party is all about self-reliance. Look, there's even a Tunnel of Self-Love.

  [as customers enter the ride, they're each given a copy of Playboy magazine] 

  Ride Attendant : [to a customer coming out]  Would you like to buy a photo of yourself on the ride, sir?

  Male Customer : No, I would not.

• Joe Swanson : [after a speech from "Joe Workingman"]  I got to say, that guy made a lot of sense.

  Glenn Quagmire : He sure did. The government's really gotten out of hand.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, those bastards have ruined everything. The same way the Village People ruined any gathering of a cop, an Indian chief, and a construction worker.

• Peter Griffin : Oh, hey, Joe. What's going on?

  Joe Swanson : Peter, I'm afraid I'm here to shut you down. You're running an unlicensed business, and that's against the law.

  Peter Griffin : Aw, that is such bullcrap.

  Joe Swanson : Well, you can't fight City Hall.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, we'll see about that!

  [leaving and coming back beaten up] 

  Peter Griffin : City Hall knows karate.