Family Guy (TV Series)
Meg and Quagmire (2012)
Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : [after confronting Quagmire] Meg, get in the car, we're going home!
Meg Griffin : I'm not going home! I'm 18 and you can't tell me what to do anymore!
Peter Griffin : Meg, I'm only going to say this once. You may be an adult, but you're still my daughter, and it's my job to protect you from arid wieners. So I don't care how old you are, you're gonna do what I say and get in the damn CAR!
Meg Griffin : [dejected] Yes, daddy.
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Meg Griffin : So tell the truth, have you brought other women here before?
Glenn Quagmire : Honestly, two.
Meg Griffin : Really?
Glenn Quagmire : Yep. I brought the ashes of my third-grade teacher, Mrs. Nicholson, and spread them across the lake per her last request.
Meg Griffin : [swoons] Oh...
Glenn Quagmire : The other was some skag I met on a dock four miles from here.
Meg Griffin : What?
Glenn Quagmire : [makes wrong buzzer sound] Strike four, jelly-jealousun! The other was my sister!
Meg Griffin , Glenn Quagmire : [both laugh]