Patti's first client this week is brand new to being a millionaire. Daniel Kibblesmith, a 27-year-old comedy writer for the popular website Groupon, is a self-professed nerd who doesn't yet understand the social etiquette of dating, nor does he possess the polish of a millionaire. Patti's second client, Mario Max Shaumberg-Lippe, or Prince Max for short, is 34 and allegedly hails from one of the oldest royal families in Europe.
—Anonymous