Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum (2012)
Tusshar Kapoor: Adi
Photos
Quotes
-
Sid : [Movie's opening lines over the skyline of Mumbai in background narration] Mumbai. City of dreams. Some dream of reaching the hot seat on Kaun Banega Crorepati, some of becoming the next Indian Idol.
[Camera shifts to Tusshar Kapoor sleeping]
Sid : A similar "idle" Indian too is dreaming,
[in a deadpan tone]
Sid : of becoming a movie star.
Adi : [Parodying Devdas] Hi, I am the modern day Devdas, Adi. And my film's title is Adi Das
[referring to the sports brand Adidas]
Adi : .
[Parodying Ek Tha Tiger]
Adi : Hi, I am Tiger and this is Ekta
[pun on the film's producer Ekta Kapoor]
Adi : , together we make Ekta-Tiger.
[Parodying Ra.One]
Adi : Hi, I am Bra-One, on earth to "assist" all women in need.
Sid : [In background narration] I told Adi millions of times that your father is not some Dharmendra or Jeetendra who'd make a movie just for you, but he didn't listen. Result......
Adi : [On a show promoting a fairness cream] Before using this cream, my life was a complete mess. At night, my wife used to search for me in the living room using a torch in case the lights were off. When I visited Africa, the kids over there called me "Kaalia". But now, I am fair, though there's still one thing in my body still black,
[raising his middle finger followed by suddenly raising his other finger pointing towards his eyes]
Adi : my eyes !
[In background narration, switching to Ritesh Deshmukh's story]
Adi : Adi wasn't behind in dreaming either. He dreamt of becoming, well, a DJ.
Sid : [Scenes depicting Ritesh Deshmukh's dreams] This profession is the CD
[sounding Seedhi which means Stairs]
Sid : to my success.
[Imagining as if he has won a Grammy]
Sid : Thanks guys, I wanna dedicate this Grammy, to my Granny. Aai, you're watching aren't you.
Adi : [In background narration, humorously depicting Ritesh Deshmukh's failures] Well luck wasn't going well for Sid either. Rather than praise, abuses upon him were getting a raise. Horoscope had made his Rahu into Rahul Roy and nowadays he had his "stars on the earth"
[a pun on Taare Zameen Par]
Adi : .