Justice League: Doom (2012 Video)
Carlos Alazraqui: Bane, Terrorist Member
Quotes
-
Vandal Savage : Eighty-thousand years ago, I was living in what is now the island of Sumatra. One night, the sky lit up with streaks of fire. Meteors. But my primitive mind thought the stars were falling from the sky. One meteor fell to Earth in my valley. My compatriots ran, but it was very cold and the glowing stone was warm. I slept there bathed in the meteor's strange radiations. And when I awoke the next morning, I was forever changed. The radiation mutated me, evolving me. I was instantly aware of my increased intelligence. It was only with the passage of time that I discovered the rest of my gift. So far as I know, I cannot die.
Cheetah : Is that a fact?
Vandal Savage : Go ahead.
Mirror Master : [Cheetah slashes Vandal's throat] Why'd you do that?
Cheetah : Don't you realize what he's planned? In his new world our money doesn't matter.
Vandal Savage : You are correct. Money won't matter. It's trivial in the long run.
[smacks Cheetah]
Vandal Savage : Let me tell you about the long run. I've lived thousands of lives. I've been a laborer, a scientist, a priest, an artist, a healer, thief.
Ma'alefa'ak : But most often a conqueror.
Cheetah : I'm still not seeing how this makes up for my money.
Vandal Savage : Seventy-five-thousand years ago, a disaster nearly rendered humanity extinct. I enslaved the survivors and ruled with an iron hand. In a few generations, my people were well under way to repopulating the Earth and becoming the planet's dominant species. I was happy then.
Cheetah : You're taking the world over out of nostalgia?
Vandal Savage : I'm taking over because humanity is prideful and belligerent and once again needs my guiding hand. But before I take over, I intend to soften them up.
Ma'alefa'ak : By destroying half the world.
Vandal Savage : Those who survive will happily follow a leader who offers food, comfort and order.
Bane : That could work.
Ma'alefa'ak : It will work.
Vandal Savage : To you, my warlords, I offer dominion over as much of what remains of the planet as each of you can hold, second only to me. Interested?
Cheetah : You haven't left us much choice.
Bane : Heh, how do you propose to kill that many people? Even without the Justice League, they will fight.
Vandal Savage : They'll lose.
-
Bane : When we fought before, I broke the bat. Today, I break the man.
-
Bane : Hello, Bruce. Sorry I couldn't be there for this, but I have a rather large check to pick up. Payment for dealing with you. Oh, you were concerned about where I put your parents. Don't be. They're very close. Rest in peace.
-
Bane : Wait. A further toast. I've been trying to kill Batman for 10 years. Well, this time, I did better than kill him, I humiliated him.
Metallo : Here, here.
Mirror Master : Each of us finally got the better of our opposite numbers and it's all thanks to the genius of one man. Vandal Savage.
Metallo : Yes, he's the man.
Bane : Ha, ha, to the man.
Metallo : His check's clear.
Bane : I love my money.
-
Vandal Savage : Our business is completed. You are, of course, free to go.
Ma'alefa'ak : You hinted at a larger scheme and said there would be a place for us in it should we so choose.
Vandal Savage : I did. And the offer remains open to you all. But I fear you lack the vision to go along with me. The next stage of my plans might be considered genocidal.
Metallo : What are you gonna do, destroy the world?
Vandal Savage : Nothing so crude. Half. Two-thirds at the most.
[Metallo laughs]
Vandal Savage : It's not a joke. It's the next step in a plan to transform the planet in a manner that will render your $100-million payday both trivial and meaningless.
Bane : What possible profit could be in destroying the world?
Vandal Savage : The first thing you have to understand is that I am old. Older than the human race.
Ma'alefa'ak : I know that you believe this to be true.
Vandal Savage : It is true.
-
Star Sapphire : It's not broken, you've arrived Star Sapphire
Bane : If this an elaborate ambush, you won't fair any better than the alligator
Metallo : I suspect we'd do a bit bit better, it's bane isn't it i'm Matallo big fan of your work, The scary guy is Ma'alefa'ak, and the lady in the clouds is Cheetah
