Joe Cornish: Self - Presenter, Sacha Gonkey, Tom, Pete Peters

Quotes 

• Adam Buxton : And now it's time for us to show you how to draw your own cartoons. First, Adam's gonna show us how to draw Homer Simpson.

  Joe Cornish : [drawing very badly]  OK, so let's start by drawing a big egg for the head, and then a couple of little ovals, and a sort of horizontal line here, an upside-down banana about there, a few wavy lines for movement, and there you are - Homer Simpson. Any questions?

  BaaadDad : That looks absolutely nothing like Homer Simpson.

  Adam Buxton : Of course it doesn't, we couldn't possibly afford to actually draw him, all our favourite cartoon friends have their copyright strictly and vigorously enforced by highly-paid lawyers.

  Little Girl : Would I be allowed to draw him on my pencil case?

  Joe Cornish : Best not to, you're probably better off buying an officially licenced pencil case. And if you can't afford one, why not steal the money from your mum's purse?

• Joe Cornish : [after a clip from "Roobarb" is played]  Ah, that was wonderful, wasn't it Fred?

  Little Boy : When are we gonna talk about Pokemon?

  Joe Cornish : Well funnily enough, I happen to have here a very rare new Pokemon collector's card because the next part of our show is all about global animation.

  BaaadDad : [holding a knife]  Gimme that, or I'll cut you!

  [he swipes it off him] 

  Joe Cornish : Fair enough.