Identity Thief (2013)
Melissa McCarthy: Diana
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Quotes
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Diana : I just want to be upfront and say I visually enjoy you.
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Sandy Patterson : Do you know what a sociopath is?
Diana : Do they like ribs?
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Diana : Dawn Budgie... That's a terrible fucking name.
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Sandy Patterson : You're diabolical.
Diana : Thank you.
Sandy Patterson : That's not a compliment.
Diana : I know.
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Sandy Patterson : I said no jewelry.
Diana : Oh, were you serious?
Sandy Patterson : Yeah.
Diana : You've got to work on your tone.
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Sandy Patterson : Now, I have allotted us each $8 per meal, so it looks like you can get one of the...
[gets attention from the Waitress]
Sandy Patterson : One of the salads or a soup or...
[to the waitress]
Sandy Patterson : Sorry, I'm quick. The tomato soup for me, please. That'll do.
Diana : I'm gonna take a full slab of the baby backs, and I'm going to take that with mashed taters, hushpuppies, and I'm going get a... I'm going to have sweet tea.
Sandy Patterson : The fuck you are.
Diana : [chuckles] I don't know what that means.
Sandy Patterson : I asked you to eat less food.
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Diana : [In front of Sandy and Trish's preschool-aged daughters, during visitation] Some of these dykes are still really getting up into my sweet junk, but I don't let 'em.
Trish Patterson : Um, girls, "s-sweet junk" is just...
Sandy Patterson : ...dessert. She's having a problem in the mess hall.
