John Pinette: Still Hungry (2011 TV Special)

John Pinette: Self

Quotes 

• John Pinette : If you want to know where the gluten-free stuff is, look for a gentleman with a gun in his mouth.

• John Pinette : Vegans go to the store, and they buy 50-pound bags of almonds, and they make it into stuff they wish they could eat. They don't have a stove. They have a Play-Doh Fun Factory.