Scenic Route (2013)
Dan Fogler: Carter
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Carter : [on the phone] If we're still out in the middle of desert somewhere, I just finished an imaginary book.
Mitchell : Wow, that's really, really fast. So tell me how it ends.
Carter : Well, that's the funny thing.
[click]
Mitchell : Carter? Carter... Piece of shit!
[throws the phone done, and it starts ringing but there is no display]
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Carter : You look like a goddamn horror movie extra!
Mitchell : Let's remember why I look like this. This, this was your idea. Oh, "what am I afraid of, what could it hurt." Well, there ya go. That is exactly why you can't have a Mohawk in the real world.
Carter : I gave you a haircut, not a lobotomy!
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Mitchell : Are you telling me that you're not at all suspicious that things have gone so smoothly?
Carter : Suspicious? No, I'm stunned, I'm impressed. But I'm not suspicious.
Mitchell : Well, maybe you should be. I mean, think about it, things could be just a little too good to be true, you know what I mean?
Carter : Believe me, if I was making this up, there would be a lot more lottery winning and super models.
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Mitchell : What the hell are you doing, driving us through the middle of nowhere?
Carter : We're taking the scenic route, remember?
Mitchell : By scenic I was thinking, I don't know, more trees, mountains, people.
[indicating the map]
Mitchell : Dots a lot closer together.
Carter : By scenic I meant... rarely seen.
[breaths deeply]
Mitchell : I'm gonna get you a dictionary when I get back.
