Scenes from a Gay Marriage (2012)

Thashana McQuiston: Luce

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• Luce : I can't stand when gay guys do that. They act like fuckin' vaginas are some kind of toxic wasteland and the grossest thing ever.

  Darren : They are.

  Luce : Uh, first of all, you came out of one. Second of all, you stick your dick in place that shit comes out of. I can't think of anything worse.

• Darren : [while listening to neighbors]  He's lying. He didn't go to the movie.

  Luce : How do you even know what fuckin' movie they're talking about?

  Darren : I was there.

  Luce : What'd you do, comb the theater? Do you have a part-time job as an usher?

  Darren : One: a subtitled movie on a Wednesday night in Nashville doesn't exactly draw a crowd.

  Luce : Okay, that's fair.

  Darren : Two: I went to purposely bump into him.

  Luce : What?

  Darren : He's fucking lying!

  Luce : Okay, he's lying! But do you realize that this says way more about you than it does about him?

• Greg : Financial stability is very important.

  Luce : Not as important as not throwing up when someone takes their clothes off.

• Luce : I don't understand how he did not hear or sense or *smell* what was going on in there.