- Rebekah: [emerging from changing booth in short dress to the tune of I'm Ready To Go] There has to be more to this dress.
- Klaus: There's not.
- Rebekah: So, women in the 21st century dress like prostitutes, then. You know, I got dirty looks for wearing trousers.
- Klaus: You wore trousers so women today could wear nothing.
- Rebekah: And what is this music? It sounds like a cable car accident.
- Stefan Salvatore: It's... dance music.
- [said without conviction]
- Rebekah: People dance to this?
- Stefan Salvatore: Hmm.
- Damon Salvatore: [as Elena and Ric go outside] Whoa, wait! Houston, we have a problem.
- Elena Gilbert: Where have you been?
- Damon Salvatore: Managing Bill Forbes. Apparently he's impervious to compulsion.
- Alaric Saltzman: How?
- Damon Salvatore: I have no idea, but he threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.
- Damon Salvatore: So, Bill, I hear you're into the whole daddy-daughter, vampire-torture thing.
- Bill Forbes: I was trying to help her.
- Caroline Forbes: As your friend, who worries for you daily, what is the deal with you and Damon?
- Elena Gilbert: [smirks] There is no deal. He's been just as focused on finding Stefan as I have.
- Caroline Forbes: Yeah, but that doesn't make him any less Damon. If my own father, who I love dearly, can't change me,
- [shakes her head]
- Caroline Forbes: no one's changing Damon, not even you.
- Elena Gilbert: Why are we even talking about this?
- Bonnie Bennett: The problem with my Dad's normal side of the family is 'normal' made for a really boring summer.
- Caroline Forbes: After the last few days, I would kill for a normal family.
- Klaus: [back-from-the-dead headstrong sister goes into changing booth] Nice one. Good work.
- Stefan Salvatore: You're the one who pulled the dagger out of her.
- Rebekah: I heard that.
- Caroline Forbes: Daddy... I'm going to be okay.
- Bill Forbes: You're a vampire, sweetheart. I don't think you'll ever be okay again.
- [and with that, he leaves]
- Rebekah: So where is it?
- Old Gloria: [shakes her head] It doesn't work like that, doll. I get images. There's a girl with her friends.
- Rebekah: Yes, a dead girl with dead friends if I don't get my necklace back.