- Detective Lena Torres: You still haven't introduced yourself. I guess they don't have etiquette teachers here in Patience.
- Sheriff Mike Thompson: I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson. You can call me Big Black.
- Detective Lena Torres: In that case, you can call me Medium Brown.
- Deputy Liv Baker: I'm Liv. I'm... white.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: When I get a burnt potato in my hash browns, I put it to the side of my plate and ignore it. I will do the same with death. I feel better already.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: I have more important things to do then listen to unimportant marriage arguments.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: He also said he hates your honey-glazed salmon.
- Mayor Ben Hawthorne: No, again, I didn't...
- Kate Hawthorne: That salmon is my specialty dish.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: He said the only thing special about it was that something that lives in water could be so dry.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: I will wait for her to stop talking, then I will jump in and tell them I have to leave... She is not stopping.