SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Drive Thru/The Hot Shot (2011)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward, Customer #2

Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Mr. Krabs, what 'cha doin'?

  Mr. Krabs : Oh ahoy, SpongeBob! I was just using some old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall.

  Squidward : [interrupts]  Good thing you didn't hire a professional to do that.

  Mr. Krabs : And why is that, Mr. Squidward?

  Squidward : Because then you'd only get to repair it once.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs both blink]  So, what flavor is it?

  Mr. Krabs : It-it-it's just a hole in the wall, boy. It doesn't have a flavor.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, I mean the toothpaste!

  Mr. Krabs : Oh. Well I think it's...

• Squidward : [turning to the viewer after getting yelled in his ear]  I'm not kidding, you know. That really did hurt. A lot.

• Plankton : Now, I'll be able to get a Krabby Patty the simplest way possible-by ordering one.

  [he cackles and clears his throat, then tries to place an order] 

  Plankton : Um, I would like to order one Krabby Patty, please. Uh, extremely secret formula.

  [he notices he's too small to be heard] 

  Plankton : Hello? Is this stupid thing on?

  Mr. Krabs : Mr. Squidward, any customers?

  Squidward : None that I can hear.

  Mr. Krabs : [looks out the window]  Oh, here comes one now.

  Plankton : [he tries to redirect the oncoming customer]  Hey! Hey! Go around! Go around!

  [he gets run over and screams] 

  Male Fish #1 : [talks into the drive-thru megaphone]  A large Krabby Patty with fries, please.

  Squidward : With fries. Got it. We'll have that right out to ya, sir.

  Male Fish #1 : What? You're closed! Now she tells me!

  [drives off] 

  Squidward : [hands a bag out the window]  There you are, sir. The ketchup's in the-

  [he notices there's no-one there] 

  Squidward : Did somebody order a Krabby Patty?

  [Plankton raises his hand] 

  Squidward : Nobody, huh? Okay, I'll just toss it in the trash.