- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: So just because I miss a few payments, you're selling my building? And where am I supposed to get that much money on short notice?
- Bank Worker: I'm sorry, Mr. Doof-Schmidt, those are the terms of your loan.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: The name is Doofenshmirtz, like... like in "Doofenshmirtz."
- Candace: I'm double booked! If you count Stacy, I'm triple booked! Oh, darn my endlessly giving nature!
- Phineas: Ferb and I were just talking about the time you built a balloon and won the most famous balloon race in history. Tell us that story again.
- Grandpa: Well, I went out to the barn, I built a balloon, and I won the most famous balloon race in history.
- Phineas: Wow.
- Ferb: He makes history come alive.
- [between a chorus of Canaces singing "I gave up!"]
- Candace: That's right. I never even suited up, folks. I threw the baby out WITH the bathwater. I FORGOT the Alamo. I'm not even going for the bronze.
- Buford: [during the balloon race] Hey we're falling behind, what's happening?
- Baljeet: Excess weight seems to be hampering our progress.
- Buford: Yeah, we gotta lighten the load.
- [throws Baljeet out of the balloon, where Baljeet dangling off it from a rope]
- Baljeet: How does dangling me from a rope lighten our load?
- Buford: Eh, it lightens my spirit.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [the dodo egg hatches] It's wonderful! It's amazing! It's...
- [sees the dodo]
- Dodo: Narg narg narg! Narg!
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: It's... not quite as terrifying as I hoped.