Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Nine Magic Fingers (2011)

Courtney Thorne-Smith: Lyndsey Mackelroy

Quotes 

• Alan Harper : We had to sell the house in Malibu.

  Lyndsey : So where are you living?

  Alan Harper : The house in Malibu.

  Lyndsey : Wait, what?

  Alan Harper : Oh, it's actually a funny story. Uh, the fellow who bought it is actually an incredibly rich internet guy who went through a bad divorce, and he's lonely and needs a friend, so he asked me to stick around for a while.

  Lyndsey : What's the funny part?

  Alan Harper : He actually thinks I'm gonna leave someday.